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Try think of one word which might describe guys? Brave? Strong? Bad dancers? (ok thats two words, fine). Whatever your answer, I’m pretty sure “fashionista” is definitely not one of the first 1000 words which come to your mind. For me two stories which happened to me recently sum it up. The first one starts… Continue reading Cosmo Sept 2014 – Men’s Fashion Article

I am going to tell you something which none of you ladies will agree with. Wanna hear it? Ok here goes. I hated the Bastille concert at Õllesummer. There I said it, I know you are not happy (Incidentally, I found out “Õllesummer” roughly translates into English as “place of underage drinking”). They are the… Continue reading Cosmo August 2014 – Bastille and other shitty music aimed at young women

I was a late bloomer, even by my generation’s standards, I didn’t have sex until I was 18. Not that I was trying to become a monk, I just couldn’t convince a girl to sleep with me until then. First time was a mess. I had a girlfriend but did I also mention I had… Continue reading Cosmo July 2014 – Sexual Education

Several months ago I had a weird dream. I was on some movie set and for the scene some guy was kneeing in front of me and I had to.. well… put my dick in his mouth. Ok stay with here ok, I’ve got a point (pun intended). I was about to do it and… Continue reading Cosmo June 2014 – The Time My Dick Was in a Guys Mouth

I was speaking to my friend the other day about a guy she went on a date with and it got me thinking about how I think girls get off too easy with this stuff. “Oh we went out a few times… and he’s a nice guy… but I’m just not into him..” “Ok, so… Continue reading Cosmo May 2014 – How to Reject a Guy in One Easy Step

When my friend told me she had just got a “tinder surprise” from a guy I wondered where the chocolate egg was. I was pretty mixed about Tinder at the start. First I was like “yay Grindr for prudish straight people” but then I thought to myself “wait, are we sure this isn’t making things… Continue reading Cosmo April 2014 – Tinder

Guys like relationships. We are not all the slick pick up artists out there trying to hit on every girl in sight. Meeting a girl, falling for her, it’s great. Everyone’s happy! However, looking back on my life, after you are together a while, something changes. Y’all start to get a little confused by how… Continue reading Cosmo March 2014 – Commitment

If you do like porn, thank you from myself and every other guy on the planet. You make the world a good and happy place. It is very liberating when a woman tells you she is into it. It’s like turning 18 and being able to buy booze, I don’t have to hide it anymore!… Continue reading Cosmo February 2014 – Porn

“Which of my friends would you sleep with?” Has there ever been a question which can end a relationship quicker? Why do you want to know the answer to this question? Is it a test? Because its a horrible, insidious, Dr Evil test. Trying to fool our poor simple monkey brains. Shame on you. I… Continue reading Cosmo January 2014 – Which Of My Friends Would You Sleep With?

Cripes I am a bit behind on posting these. Although I kind of like leaving them for a few months, when I think I’m a shitty writer I go back and read these and remember they aren’t so bad. Gosh we had some fun at the Cosmo 9th Birthday party! Nice speeches, tasty cocktails and… Continue reading Cosmo December 2013 – Meeting Guys at Christmas Parties