Land Of Freedom

Freedom, its everywhere in America. There’s so much freedom that I surrounded constantly by freedom and I can not every hope to escape the freedom. I am trapped and corner by America’s freedom.

Its been an awesome time, seeing Ed, Caro, Jorge and Vaughny on the west coast was amazing. For reference, heres Jorge and Vaughny

Over in San Francisco Ed and I made a discovery which blew our small small minds. Riding along in a cable car we both let out small yelps (ok mine was a bit larger) when we noticed this sitting in a public garage in full view

AMAZING. Ed and I went back the next day and took these shots while the garage guard looked on with indifference. Maybe he gets fanboys like us all the time.

Seattle and the Boeing factory, amazing. Vegas… its sort of like a dream now. Vegas is like Disneyland for adults except Mini Mouse has her tits out and Goofey is handing you another tasty tasty Margarita. Amsterdam may have pot but it is very very tame compared to Vegas. Yup.

Now Im chilling in Atlanta with Detes, meeting the peeps, walking the dog. I did visit the CNN Center today and got a tour of the studios. Like wow. Unfortunately I did not meet Richard Quest despite my best stalking efforts. The Coke museum is exactly what you would expect plus you get free samples at the end, i do miss Vanilla Coke.

A few free days left before the flight back to the Arctic tundra of the north again.

I have made some important cultural learnings about America though. I have a new favorite TV show. Of all time. You know the drill sargent from Full Metal Jacket, R. Lee Ermey? Well he has a new TV show called Lock N Load where he takes a whole bunch of guns and… fires them at stuff all in glorious HD and super high speed cameras. This is the reason HD was invented people, its AMAZING. Just watch a minute of it. Just one minute and you will be SOLD.

By Louis Zezeran

Louis Zezeran is an Australian Stand Up comedian and comedy promoter based in Tallinn, Estonia. He was the co-founder of Comedy Estonia, Comedy Finland and Comedy Latvia. Louis writes, does gigs and performs at private events through the Baltics and Finland

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