Greatest Travel Book EVER

Many of you know, of all the things I have done in my travels, language is one of the things ive struggled with the most. I can speak some Estonia, some Swedish, some German but its not enough to have a conversation and despite my want I can always find something else to do beside sit down and study a text book.

However it doesnt matter now because I discovered the greatest book you will ever need, now I dont need to learn anything else!

Its a picture book for travellers and instead of having to point that things or shout extra loudly when the french cant understand you, just point at it in the book. Its easy. Want chicken? You dont even need to open the book!

What the hell is "over 1 3/4 Million"? 1.75 million what? combination of pictures? chinese people confused? Also "Graf Editions"? What the hell does that mean? Is the authors name "Graf Editions"? Boy, hard parents. If not then what does "Graf" mean? Did Steffi Graf put down the old tennis racquet and have a go at taking some of the photos?

Just point at this photo and chose your meal! Id like the baby foal please!

Lost for a mode of transport? Dont know the word for "travel in the back of a shithouse unroadworthy pre 1960s vechicle"? Dont speak it, point it!

Genius! You know you want one!

By Louis Zezeran

Louis Zezeran is an Australian Stand Up comedian and comedy promoter based in Tallinn, Estonia. He was the co-founder of Comedy Estonia, Comedy Finland and Comedy Latvia. Louis writes, does gigs and performs at private events through the Baltics and Finland

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