Most Experienced Traveller EVER

October 28, 2007

Hi, my name is Louis and I have travelled all over the world, handled myself in all kinds of situations and I am an organised and independant traveller. Ha, theres nothing I cant handle. Look at me and how great I am.

yeah yeah nah nah yeah yeah the flight is in the afternoon sometime, around 18 i believe.

09:45: Louis awakes, takes coffee, makes eggs. Listens to Team American soundtrack and yells "FUCK YEAH" while drinking his coffee. He is pumped.

11:50: Louis is almost packed and is writing down all the relevant details and numbers, goes to check the flight number and exact time of the flight.

FLIGHT          FROM                TO                          DEPARTURE ARRIVAL
------------ ---------------- --------------------- --------- -------
SAS - SK903
Sun 28 Oct Stockholm SE Newark US 10:40 14:35
Arlanda Newark International

Blink. Blink. More coffee please!

In a life defined by stupidity, this one ranks up there alright.

11:55: After eating straight from the Milo tin in search of some comfort food Louis called SAS, as it turns out the act of missing the first flight also cancels the second flight, thats your 5000sek down the drain big boy.

12:04: Louis has, by stroke of luck, found a KLM flight leaving 6am tomorrow morning, going through Amsterdam and then onto JFK. All this for only 3000sek. Not bad. Maybe some hash cookies will make him feel better.

12:05: Car gets rebooked through Budget out of JFK. Car now has GPS which makes Louis relieved although is $50 more expensive. Something gives him the idea this will be an expensive trip. God bless you grandma.

12:07: The mocca pot finishes and a fresh coffee awaits him as he now has 18 hours to think about what a dumb ass he really is. Long live America.

Louis Zezeran

Louis Zezeran

Louis Zezeran is an Australian Stand Up comedian and comedy promoter based in Tallinn, Estonia.

He was the co-founder of Comedy Estonia, Comedy Finland and Comedy Latvia. Louis writes, does gigs and performs at private events through the Baltics and Finland
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